"When licking frogs it's a good idea to make sure they're not poisonous"

There's a risk in everything we do, but we can mitigate risks through positive preventative action… Let's investigate that amphibian…

Loch Ness Monster

Spotted first in the early 20th century, there's been no evidence that it's has yet to harm a human but the records of history are hazy at best. Just in case, we'll be taking an experienced guide along to make sure there are no mishaps.

Sheep

These emotionally insecure animals have been known to outwit and cheat many a traveller to Scotland. We must not get too close lest we be swindled.

Hairy "Cews"

These large docile hairy cows with very large horns have been a favourite to many travellers. The cows have been known to swing their heads (and horns) quickly during photo opportunities. We'll be using our utmost caution when approaching these large cows.

Time to lick that frog… (figuratively speaking of course)…